Jesus has such a good attitude

Goodtime Jesus

Jesus got up one day a little later than usual. He had been
dreaming so deep there was nothing left in his head. What was
it? A nightmare, dead bodies walking all around him, eyes
rolled back, skin falling off. But he wasn't afraid of that. It
was a beautiful day. How 'bout some coffee? Don't mind
if I do. Take a little ride on my donkey, I love that donkey.
Hell, I love everybody.

—James Tate